This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire…
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...
Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley
|Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his...
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying tothe Far East. Over...
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...