Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
The approach of winter
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. – It’s starting to snow, the first of the season,...
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
10 Way to know if you have PMS
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS1. Everyone around you has an attitude...
Wise cooking advice
|This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven’t seen listed in any cookbooks.While...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...