fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
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Sister and Priest
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
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No Arms Nor Legs
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Bus Full of Politicians
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
The College Food Chain
The College Food Chain THE DEANLeaps tall buildings in a single boundIs more powerful...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
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