Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
Marriage counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
Blonde Inventions!
The top 10 inventions by Blondes:1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3)...
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
You have an Internet addiction when . . .
|You kiss your girlfriend’s home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...