A Problem of Problems
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
A kid’s view on marriage
|What Exactly Is Marriage?”Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t...
One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who...