Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...
The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat...