Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
Stupid Stuff 2
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”That race was all about...
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home…
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went...
A Negro was travelling in china…
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.