A Microsoft Christmas
|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby...
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Blonde Goes Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would...
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu: Have you ever wanted to talk about a...