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Here’s your fee schedule
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Some Words of Wisdom
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps...
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells…
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
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Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
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Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...