No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby…
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the...
Anagrammar!
George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He Bugs GoreDormitory: When you rearrange the...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...