Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Late For Work
Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Current Charges
Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Inseparable
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together…
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”