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Why Nipples?
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Newfie fun
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Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
Insurance Form Statements
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Addicted to the Web
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Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
Ten years on a deserted island
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