Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Slow Bicycle race
During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first...
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting…
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . ”...
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...