The new Euro language
|The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Where you reside
|…This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation...
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship…
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat...
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
The Real Cinderella Story
The story takes off where Cinderella just got yelled at by her step-mother, then...
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...