Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible…
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible experience she’dhad the...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Say anything
Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both...
Strong Britain
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