Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
A passenger announcement.
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six,...
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
Julius Cheeser!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!
God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
Products we could do without!
Fingernail Clippers:That’s why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green...