The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
90210
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...
Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Rita.Rita who?Rita book, you might learn something.Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Police.Police who?Police open the...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
A Rainbow of Devotion
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a...