Quotes from stupid 03
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4:...
Doctor Bumblings!
Actual writings on hospital charts by Doctors:1. She has no rigors or shaking chills...
What is a myth?
|What is a myth?A female moth!
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
Farm jokes 09
|Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
More than a hundred percent
Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
Three old ladies
|Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...