Broken Commandmants
Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often...
Generous woman
“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I...
Paradox of Men
If you can’t go down on them, you’re not a good partner.If you can...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
I have a big problem
|Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...