Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
Voodoo
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...