Canadian Talk
A long time ago, way back then…we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask....
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment…
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises....
The College Food Chain
The College Food Chain THE DEANLeaps tall buildings in a single boundIs more powerful...
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door…
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Men’s Rules For Women
Ladies…read and heed!SportsCenter starts at 11:00 PM and runs an hour. This is a...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...