Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
Polak Detective
Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective. One was...
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
More Church Bloopers!
Actual bloopers found on church bulletin boards:Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...