Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
Dad will never say
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New way to herd cattle
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Why bikes are better than women!
1. Bicycles don’t pregnant.2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.3....
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
The Foo Bird.
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda...
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road…
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
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