101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat...
Tuns of Puns! Part III
What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies.What do polo players get from...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
Job Interview
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
Leroy’s homework assignment…
Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy...