Laws Of Work
The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10%...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
I knew it was true…I knew it!
Well, if there’s any truth to this study at all, then I should live...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
Redneck’s Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green. My Dog’s name is Blue. And I’m...
This is bad…real bad!
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
Two Irish Men in A bar
There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...