A frog calls a psychic
|Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
Japanese Prostitute
A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to...
Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Who’s Child?
James and Beverly Jenkins had been married for twelve years when they mutually agreed...
Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...