Taking the final exam
|Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
Gay Jewish Person
What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!
What time is it?
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field...
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda…
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about...
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital…
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night,...