Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
I’m not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory…
I’m not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory. I mean, thinkabout it...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
Wife and best friend!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
Cockroach killing
my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted....