CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
The approach of winter
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. – It’s starting to snow, the first of the season,...
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...
A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...