In a perfect world…
*25 Things a Wife would say in a “perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I...
A man enters a barber shop for a shave…
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Men
Men are just like a Dog…here’s proof!1. Both take up too much space on...
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?The top of...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination....
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...