Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
Get money to heaven
|A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Wearing Polish Underwear
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his...
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...