Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South…
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.He got a ride from a...
Before it starts…
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...
Sex operation!
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.”May I...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....