Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
Off To Barcelona
A psychiatrist on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients...
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years…
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the...
Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...