A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
Microsoft Market Penetration
Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating...
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and the...
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
Should you have any questions during the exam…
Should you have any questions during the exam,just raise your hand. This should cause...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...