insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...