Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
Driving In Fog Riddle
Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...