Flush
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
THE BOYS OF SUMMER
|A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. Big deal you may say, but...
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?
mouse’s favorite record?
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Mother’s Milk
A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees...
Talking Dirty
If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...