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A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
Duck sentence.
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Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Viola jokes
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Spanish singer Julio Iglesias
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One day A Blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a...
The Diet
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