Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...
What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
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Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night…
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try...
Top ten things women would do …
TOP TEN things women would do if they woke up and had a penis...
The Brown and White Cows!
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and...