How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...
At a distressed city
|he following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand...
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
Things to do visiting your Therapist
Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1. Ask to borrow a...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...