Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss…
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...
Quotes of companies
|Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out...
It all adds up!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...