Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
Snowboarding lesson
|Snowboarding Lessons When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...