Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Equation of earnings
|The EquationEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now...
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game…
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,she will describe...
Which Secretary To Hire?
An office manager was sent three secretaries, equally qualified, to fill one vacancy. “Well,”...