Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
Help me…I’m hooked!
Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?For those of us folks who...
Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
What does it mean when the flag at the…
What does it mean when the flag at thePost Office is flying at half...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...