The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
The laws of golf
|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet...
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
Q: What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed…
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the...