How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...
Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...
All the strange names
|One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when...
Got a headache
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”