Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age…
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age,rather curious. He...
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
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What’s the Beer for?
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To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
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Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
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Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...
Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get...