Have you ever read Shakespeare?
One blonde to another…Have you ever read Shakespeare?No. Who wrote it?
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
British Rail
|British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Looking for A Name
The new mother got out of bed for the first time since her childbirth...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
Easily Explained
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...