There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...
Surgeons
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first...
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde?
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but...
Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.