Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
A little corporate humor
A little corporate humor———————-I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I...
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...